have all the good men gone lately? This is a question that plagues
millions of us daily. But take heart…you are not alone!
Welcome to the
website for my book Dating Sucks! A Single Woman’s
Confessions, Obsessions, and Lessons. All of these stories
are 100% true! When you buy this book you will join me in meeting
a cast of characters including Mr. Sociopath, Dr. Needy, Mr. Stinky,
Mr. Gorgeous But Bad In The Sack, Arnold the Aussie Stalker and
the ever-present but never-attainable Mr. Perfect. Erectile dysfunction…Internet
dating mishaps…. cold-hearted pick-ups at the ice cream parlor...
and a brand new use for Chanel Red #22 lipstick, are just a few
of the adventures you’ll find in this totally unembellished
collection of dating tales.
Sucks! is the outrageously irate musings of
a single woman doing the last thing she wants to be doing,
at a time she least
wants to be doing it! Dating! Whether you are divorced, never married,
or widowed-this hilariously funny, frank and at times bittersweet
compilation of true confessions and reflections, will make you
laugh, cry, and identify, as you take an unnerving trip
through the mind
of a woman who has just about had it with the pursuit of love.
If you feel like you’re the only one who hasn’t had
a decent Friday night date in eons, and if you have ever wondered
if you are the only woman on this planet trapped in this scenario,
you’re not alone!
If you have
ever feared you’re drowning in the vacuum of a “permanent
dating dry-spell,” you’re not alone.
thinking that if you could only lose that extra ten pounds, or be
just a little prettier, or could live in a better city, or had a
more exciting job THEN you’d finally have a boyfriend, once
again…you’re not alone.
But it’s also not necessarily true!
Let me say
this: there is a weak selection of good, available men out there!
I’ll say it again: THERE IS A WEAK SELECTION. From my many
travels, I have found that this problem is NOT based on locale.
I have friends who have all of the things that you think you don’t,
living in all the places you’d think they’d meet men
and they don’t meet any good guys either! And when you read
about a few of these winners I’ve dated you’ll believe
me! It isn’t YOU! The good one’s- especially if you’re
past thirty-five, are either married, involved, gay, or completely
dysfunctional and commitment phobic as hell! Dating is a really
different thing now, than it was in your twenties or early thirties.
In Dating Sucks! you’ll understand why.
Dating Sucks! mostly, what I can guarantee
is that you’re gonna feel a whole lot better about your situation,
whatever it is. Seeing the humor of it all has really helped me,
and it can help you too. So let’s just go ahead, cut to the
chase, and share a few laughs, okay? Write me and let me know what
There IS an
upside to being single, which I expound upon in this book. And after
all is said and done, I still say, “being single doesn’t
suck…. DATING SUCKS!”